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Post by Deleted on May 4, 2021 19:33:50 GMT -5
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Post by ZandraJoi on May 5, 2021 9:07:18 GMT -5
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Post by Bob on May 7, 2021 17:47:36 GMT -5
That is crazy! Just the mention of the name Bailey got him howling! And then he went nuts seeing him. That's cool.
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Post by Bob on May 24, 2021 18:41:18 GMT -5
Wow, that is crazy! You would think the cat would like her a little bit. He looks at her so mean! She said she thinks it has something to do with his beard. Wonder how the cat would react if he were clean shaven?
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Post by ZandraJoi on Aug 2, 2021 10:18:54 GMT -5
A man wrote a letter to a motel owner asking if he would let his dog stay in the room. The owner replied immediately. “I’ve never had to evict a dog in the middle of the night for being disorderly. If your dog will vouch for you, you’re welcome to stay here too.”- Unknown Dinosaur collisions were known as tyrannosaurus wrecks.- Unknown A crow will never complain without just caws.- Unknown
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Post by Bob on Aug 15, 2021 17:41:35 GMT -5
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Post by ZandraJoi on Nov 28, 2021 9:24:20 GMT -5
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Post by lainee on Dec 1, 2021 18:23:46 GMT -5
ZandraJoi, Yep, if you take the time to look, squirrels can be funny creatures...without even trying These are hilarious!
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Post by Bob on Dec 2, 2021 19:47:28 GMT -5
If a bear puts on shoes and socks, does he still have bear feet?
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Post by ZandraJoi on Mar 26, 2022 11:12:52 GMT -5
After scolding one's cat one looks into its face and is seized by the ugly suspicion that it understood every word. And has filed it for reference.- Charlotte Gray Used dromedaries are sold in a place called camel lot.- Unknown When bees finish building a new hive, they have a house-swarming party.- Unknown
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Post by Bob on Jun 21, 2022 19:32:54 GMT -5
A frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller. He can see from her nameplate that the teller's name is Patricia Whack. So he says, "Ms. Whack, I'd like to get a loan to buy a boat and go on a long vacation." Patti looks at the frog in disbelief and asks how much he wants to borrow. The frog says $30,000. The teller asks his name and the frog says that his name is Kermit Jagger, his dad is Mick Jagger, and that it's OK, he knows the bank manager. Patti explains that $30,000 is a substantial amount of money and that he will need to secure some collateral against the loan. She asks if he has anything he can use as collateral. The frog says, "Sure. I have this," and produces a tiny pink porcelain elephant, about half an inch tall, bright pink and perfectly formed. Very confused, Patti explains that she'll have to consult with the manager and disappears into a back office. She finds the manager and says "There's a frog called Kermit Jagger out there who claims to know you and wants to borrow $30,000. He wants to use this as collateral." She holds up the tiny pink elephant. "I mean, what the heck is this?" The bank manager looks back at her and says: "It's a knick knack, Patti Whack. Give the frog a loan. His old man's a Rolling Stone."
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Post by Bob on Nov 4, 2022 18:11:32 GMT -5
I just saw a murder. A flock of crows flew overhead.
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Post by Bob on Dec 3, 2022 18:49:27 GMT -5
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