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Post by ZandraJoi on Nov 25, 2020 12:14:53 GMT -5
They used to work in the blanket factory until it folded.- Unknown A shoehorn is an instrument that plays footnotes.- Unknown
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Post by ZandraJoi on Apr 27, 2021 10:17:27 GMT -5
Clothes hampers are popular with people who want to throw in the towel.- Unknown One of the advantages of being disorderly is that one is constantly making exciting discoveries.- A.A. Milne What we need for winter driving is a set of brakes that will stop the car behind us.- Unknown To sleep on an idea is to be pillowsophical about it.- Unknown A fad goes in one era & out the other.- Unknown
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Post by ZandraJoi on Jun 11, 2021 9:25:29 GMT -5
In this fast-paced modern world, it only takes a fraction of the time it used to for a luxury to become a necessity.- Unknown However, when you find yourself convinced that the world is moving too fast, just find a bank or supermarket line to reassure yourself.- Unknown Why is it that the newspapers you spread on the floor to catch paint spills are such fascinating reading?- Unknown Humor is a reminder that no matter how high the throne one sits on, one sits on one’s bottom.- Taki Theodoracopulos A man’s home is his castle, in a manor of speaking.- Unknown
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Post by ZandraJoi on Jun 17, 2021 9:35:14 GMT -5
Some of the longest hours of the day follow the question, “Have you got a minute?”- Unknown Things change so fast that you couldn’t be wrong all the time even if you tried.- Unknown A good day: when the wheels of your shopping cart all go in the same direction.- Unknown Do not worry if you do not remember how to throw a boomerang; it will come back to you.- Unknown
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Post by emily on Aug 6, 2021 10:49:45 GMT -5
what's a pirate's favorite letter?
C was his first love, but X marks the spot
did you hear about the pirate who went treasure hunting at an odd hour?
he could only find peaces of eight
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Post by ZandraJoi on Oct 5, 2021 8:31:03 GMT -5
In parachute school, grades mean everything; you must score one hundred percent in order to survive.- Unknown They’re not really fixing the streets. They’re just moving the holes so that motorists can’t memorize them.- Unknown Crowded buses are a problem of long standing.- Unknown Insurance policies are agreements made up of words too big to understand, set in type too small to read.- Unknown
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Post by Bob on Aug 2, 2022 17:39:21 GMT -5
Why does Norway put barcodes on their Navy ships? So when they come back to port they can Scandinavian!
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Post by ZandraJoi on Sept 11, 2022 10:46:51 GMT -5
You never get the last word of an echo.- Unknown A wet stamp is postage dew.- Unknown The sum of the parts can be great than the whole, especially when it comes to repacking a vacation suitcase.- Unknown When the iron was invented, there was a press conference.- Unknown
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