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Post by ZandraJoi on Oct 28, 2022 8:29:19 GMT -5
This is from The Muppets: A hawk & an eagle were talking. The hawk asked “What’s the difference between immoral & illegal?” The eagle answered “Immoral is something you do that is bad.” Pause. “Illegal is me with a tummy ache.”
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Post by T.T. on Oct 28, 2022 13:40:19 GMT -5
A woman in labor suddenly shouted, “Shouldn’t! Wouldn’t! Couldn’t! Didn’t! Can’t!”
“Don’t worry,” said the doc. “Those are just contractions.”
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Post by Prometheus on Oct 28, 2022 15:31:24 GMT -5
A pair of cows were talking int the field. One says, "Have you heard about the mad cow disease that's going around?"
"Yeah," the other cow says. "Makes me glad I'm a penguin."
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Post by Bob on Oct 29, 2022 18:26:51 GMT -5
So many of them! There once was a king who measures only 12 inches tall. He wasn’t much of a king but he made a good ruler.
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Post by ZandraJoi on Nov 7, 2022 10:47:24 GMT -5
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Post by Prometheus on Nov 11, 2022 14:25:37 GMT -5
Why don’t pirates take a shower before they walk the plank?
They just wash up on shore.
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Post by ZandraJoi on Nov 13, 2022 11:42:29 GMT -5
Why don’t pirates take a shower before they walk the plank? They just wash up on shore. Love it
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Post by Steve on Mar 11, 2024 7:51:14 GMT -5
A woman in labor suddenly shouted, “Shouldn’t! Wouldn’t! Couldn’t! Didn’t! Can’t!” “Don’t worry,” said the doc. “Those are just contractions.” Omg!
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Post by Steve on Mar 17, 2024 9:29:28 GMT -5
Lately: The blessed St. Patrick, we're told, died on this day in the year of our Lord 461. And leave it to the Irish to be carrying on a wake for 1,500 years. ~ President Ronald Reagan
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Post by ZandraJoi on Mar 24, 2024 10:38:23 GMT -5
Lately: The blessed St. Patrick, we're told, died on this day in the year of our Lord 461. And leave it to the Irish to be carrying on a wake for 1,500 years. ~ President Ronald Reagan Oh that is good!
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